---------- Recipe via UNREGISTERED Meal-Master (tm) v8.02
        Title: Cold Lard Omelet
   Categories: Cheese/eggs
        Yield: 200 servings
      300    Eggs
      200 tb Milk
   12 1/2 c  Cold lard
      200 tb Cat hair or feathers, etc.
    As served by King Neptune:
    Combine eggs and milk, beating with a whisk until frothy.  Pour into
    cooking pans, cooking each in one piece, turning each when one side is
    slightly less than done.
    When the eggs are almost done remove from heat and  smooth the cold lard
    across half of the omelet and fold in half.  Sprinkle the hair on top
    and cut into as many servings a needed.